The Republic of Audrey 81 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.979 billion Audrey 81ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 81ian economy, worth 13.7 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,912 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and Audrey 81 has designated Audrey 81 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 81's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Audrey 81 is ranked 241,959^th in the world and 6,787^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.